Back by popular demand! Printed on Hanes eco-smart hoodies: they're thick and super soft!
Please allow like, 2 to 4 weeks for shipping; Covid is real but I'm doing my best. Thankfully climate change has made it so it doesn't get REALLY cold until next month.
Includes unlimited streaming of
Fates Worse Than Death
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Crazy Ryan Fundraiser Shirt
$40 USD
Wasting Shirt
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George Shirt
$15 USD
Summer Tour 2023 Shirt
$10 USD
There's a Dark Shadow on the Flames of the Burning Sun Pt II – 7"
$5 USD
Oblivion Will Own Me and Death Alone Will Love Me (Void Filler) – CD
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Oblivion Will Own Me and Death Alone Will Love Me (Void Filler) – Cassette
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Oblivion Will Own Me and Death Alone Will Love Me (Void Filler) – Coke Bottle LP
$22 USD
Fates Worse Than Death – Fates Worse Than Death vinyl
$15 USD
Every Moment of Every Day – "Every Moment of Every Day" LP (Red w/ Black Smoke)
$20 USD
It's a Wonderful Life Shirt - Purple remix
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USA Tour Shirt
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Hockey Puck
$10 USD
Magnificent Hockey Man Shirt
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Alien Shirt
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Black Metal Shirt
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Mallard Shirt
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Fates Worse Than Death – Tape
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Cathy Shirt
$6 USD
Coffee Mug and Ash Tray set
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"Embarrassed To Be an American" Bumper Sticker
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Penguins Rip-Off Shirt
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"All I ever think about is dying" Shirt
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Sailor Moon Shirt
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"I'll love you 'til the day I die" Shirt (Misprinted)
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The Heart is a Kaleidoscope – LP
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There's a Dark Shadow on the Flames of the Burning Sun Pt. I – Tape
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There's a Dark Shadow on the Flames of the Burning Sun Pt. I – 7" Vinyl
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The Heart is a Kaleidoscope – Tape
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Light Ascending Out of Gloom: a Collection of Short Fictions and Poetry – 12" LP (Random Color)
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